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published by dcarver on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 14:46
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JoMamma did JoDaddy

 

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a

Herd of Cows,

a Flock of Chickens,

a School of Fish

and a Gaggle of Geese.

However, less widely known is:
 
a Pride of Lions,
 
 
a Mob of Kangaroos
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a Rookery of Penguins
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a Troop of Chimps
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a Murder of Crows

(as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),

an Exaltation of Doves and,

 

presumably because they look so 

a Parliament of Owls.

 
Now consider a group of Baboons.  They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.
And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?
?
?
 
Believe it or not ……. a Congress!

A CONGRESS OF BABOONS!

I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington !
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You just can’t make this stuff up.

Go green – Recycle Congress in 2012 !!!

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